1. emir-dynamite:

    sharkchunks:

    iandsharman:

    notahoe:

    my type of public transportation 

    “Why were you late in today?”

    “Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

    I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

    "What’s our stop?"

    "You’ll get off when I tell you to."

    (via alissa71)

  2. virginitity:

    how i seduce men

    image

    (via alissa71)

  3. intrudaimpala:

    bethelionqueen:

    oh-snap-pro-choice:

    betterthandarkchocolate:

    thelipstickontherim:

    Bring socks!!!! #homeless #donate #homelessness

    As are toiletries!

    I would also advice NOT to buy wool socks because yes, they are warm, but wool shrinks very easily, some people are allergic to wool, and wet wool is one of the most uncomfortable things in the world.

    Thick cotton socks would be best, they’d last the longest and be the easiest to take care of and clean.

    - Jane

    Cotton is best. Always cotton

    I feel the need to STRESS the necessity of socks. For the event AMOK through Random Acts this year, we went to DTLA to pass out donations. At one point we basically ran out and some of us broke off from the group to buy some more items. We ended up at a convenience store that had two boxes of cotton socks. We bought them and as we were walking one man asked us if we had socks. And we said “Yes.” and gave him a pair and then suddenly we were surrounded by individuals all asking for socks. We were out of socks in a few moments. I can say from personal experience that socks were the most important article of clothing that they wanted.

    And as far as toiletries go, tampons. TAMPONS AND PADS. One woman was so excited, gracious, and thankful to receive tampons and pads, as it is a donation that seems to be overlooked. So please, of donations that could be given, while all articles of clothing and food and other necessities are more than welcome, socks and tampons and pads are largely needed.

    (Source: cocoamoon, via alissa71)

  4. codeine-land:

    my dealer is gonna kill me

    (Source: humortrain, via guy)

  5. REASONS TO LOVE OCTOBER

    sophmoreslump:

    - JUMPERS
    - COOL TREES
    - HALLOWEEN
    - PUMPKIN FLAVOURED DRINKS
    - NEW FALL OUT BOY SINGLE

    (via awkwardmusicaddict)

  6. Freddy Fazfuck


    marksleftnutt:

    This is the greatest mispronunciation of All Time.

    (via agentrodgers)

    Certainly not the best friend of the bravest and kindest and wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing.

    (Source: fideliant, via spoken-not-written)

    (Source: , via academy)

  7. bloody-nips:

    danbutt:

    apu no

    this is literally the funniest thing and every time someone reblogs it from me i start laughing again

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

  8. kricketot:

    *favorite character dies*

    image

    (Source: cishetmoved, via alice-m31)

  9. qaming:

    me in science

    image

    (via guy)

  10. omg-smosh:

    thechicwiththecurls:

    feminism is not nor has it ever been about hating men lmao…like I can appreciate a fine ass man and want to cook for him and clean up after him and make him feel good AND want to be paid the same as him and have control over my own body loool

    THANK YOU

    (via alice-m31)

  11. missallegra:

    Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

    But I have a few extra points to give out

    500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

    *house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

    (via agentrodgers)

    thespiritofyamato:

    MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T GET ON WONDER WOMEN’S LEVEL 

    (Source: clebermsdantas, via cutie--xo)