izzy-springbolt:

    Teacup pomeranian appreciation post

    (via alice-m31)

  1. appr-eciate:

    can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please

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    radicalrebellion:

    feministcaptainmorgan:

    baronsledjoys:

    firecannotkillafitblr:

    This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because
    1. I wasn’t
    2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional
    3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
    4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him

    That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.

    One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.

    When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”

    And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.

    Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.

    (Source: girlcodeonmtv, via alice-m31)

  2. flatsound:

    i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

  3. nice-wig-janis:

    iconic

    (via guy)

    guy:

    THE REACTION FACES ARE WHAT I LIVE FOR

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    amipunkyet:

    WE TRIED TO TAKE SOME PICS OF GEORGE WITH CHERRY BLOSSOMS FALLING IN THE AIR BUT WHEN THEY FELL HE MADE THIS FACE

    (via cumfort)

    (Source: maeby-funke, via academy)

  4. thenorsebros:

    if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

    (via spoken-not-written)

    • doctor:   sorry sir, we couldnt find a donor so we replaced your heart with a dragon balloon animal
    • patient:   how am i alive
  5. pale0zoic:

    koripxo:

    thatduck-sureisugly:

    I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

    do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

    THAT FUCKING COMMENT

    (Source: 9gag, via cumfort)

    • Friend:   *sneezes*
    • Me:   Bless you
    • Friend:   *sneezes five more times*
    • Me:   chill
  6. bcperfect:

    perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee

    (via spoken-not-written)

  7. dlubes:

    when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you

    image

    (via guy)